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walking out of a store empty handed

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HAHAHA Tell that to my mom and all the time she would spend in purse shops just staring at them and NEVER buy anything

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Ordering a weed delivery to my door

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DC here. Now it’s psilocybin

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Walking past the police or interacting with them in any way even when you've done nothing wrong

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Seriously, the other day I walked into the gun store and these two cops were chilling with the owner. They were goofing around so I eased up, ironic that horseplay in a gun shop would make you less nervous

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Driving past them also. Had a cop car throw it's lights on once while behind me. I was fully prepared to pull over, until the cop got in the other lane and sped away. Was a great way to have a mini heart attack.

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Randomly screaming in a public place

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One time after a night out I was walking through the park with my wife, I waited until we were near other people then started running home yelling at her to stop following me. They were very confused and did not look pleased.

level 2

I think it’s illegal to be too loud if some people think you’re too loud

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Taking a newborn child home for the first time. Especially if it’s your first.

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Yup, that feeling of "Wait, you really want us to take care of this tiny fragile human by ourselves"??? when the discharge nurse shows up.

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I remember driving home with my daughter and thinking to myself "They seriously just let us leave the hospital with this baby. There oughta be a law!".

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Clickbait article headlines.

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Yup, we should stop doing buzzfeeds job for them

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Turning right on a red light

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Turning left on a red as well (in PA you can if you're in the left lane of a one way street turning left onto another one way street). There's a couple places around here like that and it always feels wrong. Also less people know you can do that so it's rare to be behind someone who actually does it.

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It's illegal in other countries