Local bagel store doing their part

there's always that one person who would take them up on the dare.

"Dont threaten me with a good time"

I’m that guy. Don’t tell me a deal if you aren’t prepared to go through with it.

Like the guy that put a dildo up his ass to "own the libs"?

Their business would be the one to suffer from customers looking at ass while trying to eat.

Sir, you've been here three times today. Are you going to buy a bagel?

What some people call a dare others will call an invitation

"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

I've been lonely lately, I would probably take them up on that offer.

dare? you mean their not going to give me pleasure a temperature check?

Cuz they like the rectal part.

its better to say its an oral thermometer then remember its anal once its in their mouths.