level 1

there's always that one person who would take them up on the dare.

level 2

Guy:

"I voluntarily eat your bagels and you think I don't like eating ass? Gimme 2!

level 2

"Dont threaten me with a good time"

level 2

I’m that guy. Don’t tell me a deal if you aren’t prepared to go through with it.

level 2

Like the guy that put a dildo up his ass to "own the libs"?

level 2

Their business would be the one to suffer from customers looking at ass while trying to eat.

level 2

Sir, you've been here three times today. Are you going to buy a bagel?

level 2

What some people call a dare others will call an invitation

level 2

"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

level 2

I've been lonely lately, I would probably take them up on that offer.

level 2

dare? you mean their not going to give me pleasure a temperature check?

level 2

Cuz they like the rectal part.

level 2

Only one?

"Did you hear? They rerouted the gay pride parade!"

level 2

its better to say its an oral thermometer then remember its anal once its in their mouths.